A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.
Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.
by Gary Vitalis February 1, 2007
Get the trailer park Corvettemug. A song by Prince which is misunderstood as car, but is actually talking about a vagina. Was a number one hit in the United States.
by Alexander Nevermind May 18, 2006
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Ghost Pepper Blue Corvette<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A 50s sports car that Chevy guys like to call a muscle car so they can compare to less expensive lower class vehicles. This is the car generally compared to the Mustang because Chevy guys often forget about their camaro and go to a car that's almost twice and expensive.
It comes with mediocre engines for the price when You can get a camaro with the same engines anyways. People usally go straight to the ZR1 for comparison but yet they forget it's as expensive as a porche 911.
They where good up until the 70s and then got good again in the 2000s when they finally got a decent suspension and engine. Anything corvette between 70-2000 cam usaly with less that 250 HP and usally automatic.
Mostly seen as the midlife crisis car.
It comes with mediocre engines for the price when You can get a camaro with the same engines anyways. People usally go straight to the ZR1 for comparison but yet they forget it's as expensive as a porche 911.
They where good up until the 70s and then got good again in the 2000s when they finally got a decent suspension and engine. Anything corvette between 70-2000 cam usaly with less that 250 HP and usally automatic.
Mostly seen as the midlife crisis car.
by Samplebridge March 25, 2016
Get the Corvettemug.