What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.
"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"
by Hue555 January 12, 2019
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sweating your contract

"Hey Mary, Con Johnroy told me that he was sweating your contract."
by William of Oak Crest February 09, 2014
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Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then
"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"
by Kjizzlekjt March 14, 2021
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max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.
bro i just signed a max contract
by coll-in169 March 03, 2022
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Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.
I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.
by hoodiecontract September 11, 2020
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Winter Arc Contract

The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.
person1: i signed the winter arc contract
person2: #sigmamalegrindset
by nudedude47 September 28, 2024
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