Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.

Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”

by Kashton1 November 15, 2021

Commishioner

Being a Commishioner is a noble responsibility that comes with great power and influence. As the leader of your league, you set the tone, enforce the rules, and ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all gamers. Often times there will be Andy's. Much like Karen's, Andy's are always butt-hurt and have something to complain about. Frequently it is due to their lack of football knowledge and terrible draft and roster production on a week-by-week basis.

A typical "Andy" would use as follows: The Commishioner is unfair, he teases me when I don't break 100 points and it hurts my feelings.

by Yellow Door October 3, 2023

Ssc commission

Ssc is India's slowest service commission . Well known for delay in exam process, delay in publishing result.
Students have multiple absurd words for ssc commission. It's well known as kaamchor commission among Indians.

Ssc commission is one of the lowest degree commission.

They are playing with the future of students.

They are devil of nightmare and in reality more dangerous than corona.

I am infected with ssc commission, save me

by Ssc commission March 31, 2021

fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018

fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018

out of commission

When a person is unavailable, often because they are too busy, injured, or taken. Can also refer to objects that are broken and not yet fixed.

Harry won't be able to make my party; he says he's out of commission for the next couple of months due to work.

Dang it, I caught an STI. I guess I'm out of commission until I finish my course of antibiotics.

Ned's car is out of commission until he saves up enough money to fix it.

by floopedia December 19, 2022

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023