crisco commando

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you crisco commando you!

by sbo February 1, 2014

Suburban Commando

Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.

Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!

by naijalak April 1, 2009

Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...

Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.

by jazrowjo August 3, 2009

Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.

Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.

by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009

Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.

"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"

by RinaC March 23, 2012

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004

go commando

a guy deliberately not wearing underwear

"Nobody seemed to pay much attention when I dropped my pants until I decided to go command."

by Roger March 6, 2003