combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014

comb-overlord

1) A dictatorial, balding boss with a bad comb-over and a mean disposition.
2) A small handed, orange skinned, wild-haired political leader an emotional tirade.

3) Donald trump on a good hair day.

Dude, did you see our comb-overlord in that press interview? Yeah, his hair was out of control!

by vududady February 17, 2017

Comba

A coma given to you by using a comb.

"Man, I heard Jerry got hit hard last night."
"Yeah, he is in a comba."

by Dick "Rock Hard" Johnson April 2, 2017

Combat Chicken

A hawk.

Jermiah: OH FUCK ITS A COMBAT CHICKEN!

Billy: RUN! RUUUN!

by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

Cobid 8

When your poop turns yellow and you die.

Sorry carter, I have contracted Cobid 8

by Jada Melissa April 18, 2022

carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

by caitlin February 20, 2005

Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009