college

chicks and beer

i love college

by ka'lidge June 27, 2003

Colleging

The act of going to college

Man you don't know what late night is? You suck at COLLEGING!!

by shutts October 8, 2008

College

As an adjective, any sort of typically degenerate behavior. Usually said in the context of sexual promiscuity or alcohol related misconduct.

Celeste: I woke up naked and didn't even know which dorm I was in.
Haley: Omg Celeste stop being so college!

George: It's Wednesday night, so obviously we're hitting the bars and getting blackout.
Adam: How college of you!

Hannah: IM SO DRUNK
Celeste: COLLEGE!

by geoffmuuuucha November 9, 2009

College

Alcohol filled childhood.

College is just like my childhood except for the alcohol.

by Slenderman77 November 29, 2015

college

A subliminally chaotic, mindfuck of an experience that continues to make me question my existence at least twenty-thousand times a day.

Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.

Please limit the word, "college," and it's verbal usage, undoubtedly is a trigger word for at least 1 in every 3 people

by Loozyr October 18, 2021

College

The 4 years of your life that simultaneously make you want to rip out your hair and get blackout drunk.

Yo college man

by SavageAttack October 24, 2017

College

A place that American students pay thousands of dollars to go to in order to learn "higher education," usually for minimal payoff. The reality of the matter is that college teaches you nothing, a degree doesn't gaurantee you a high-paying career, and in the end it is usually all a waste of time.

College in the United States is a scam.

Sally went to college and got a bachelor's in English, only to never use it. She now works an "entry level" job in retail.

by StarryNight002 December 8, 2018