Cocaine

A drug used by retards and Dick-Heads.

"How Can you?" -DickHead on Cocaine
"By figuring it out..." -Pweb

by Pwebster November 13, 2011

Cocaine

Cocaine looks like sugar but you sniff it and it makes you feel good. The issue is sniffing is tiring so I’d prefer to smoke. There’s an issue with all drugs but cocaine has no others. Except for the fact you can’t have sex with it

Girl: will you go out with me
Boy: no I love cocaine not you

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Cocaine

A white powder that when snorted it gives you the extraordinary effect that the more you do the more you'll laugh out of context.

*Bob snorts a line of cocaine*

Justin: Can I borrow your phone? My wife has just been in a car crash

Bob: Really?! HAHAHAHA! Ohhhh man...

*Snorts another line*

Justin: I'm serious dude, she's fighting for her life

Bob: HAHAHAHA! Please stop man, my sides are splitting!

by Bennisanarchy February 19, 2009

Cocaine

Caffeine for a dumbass.

Oh my goodness lets do cocaine so we can be like models and rockstars.

by L0VE July 21, 2008

cocaines

a pair of fresh white on white air force ones

yo i went to foot locker and got some fresh cocaines.

by Kandy S April 22, 2006

Cocaine

Evil, destructive drug which destroys (other)peoples' brains/ lives; discovered by a German fuckwit in the 19th Century. Makes you feel great(and treat other people like shit, so it should suit the human race).

Cocaine addicts, Oasis, Maradona, that Jewish singer whose name escapes me, Kate Moss, the creep in Diehard,

by I'm the slime October 21, 2010

Cocaine

Cocaine (C17H21NO4) a drug used by many going through hard times and some who just wanna inhale the holy grail. It’s extracted from coca leaves

Cocaine is an anesthetic and a central nervous system stimulate.

“Hey bro you got the cash”
“Yeah you got the money”

“Alright here, 100% pure Columbian cocaine”

by Del1r1ous June 5, 2019