cleverbot

A robot who will push you to the brink of suicide, just like SmarterChild did. Usually people who are bored out of their fucking minds mess with it.

Cleverbot: You scare me.
Me: You scare niglets away.
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: WTF
Cleverbot: No, you are.

Me: Child molester.
Cleverbot: What would you name your child?
Me: fuck
Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.

Cleverbot is a fucktard.

by Dymelle January 16, 2010

Ceder Lesbians

Construction Worker Lesbian specializing in the wood cutting and hard labor jobs. most have "butch" like qualities. such as " short hair or mullet, lack of hygiene and have a manly voice"

patty- " wow on my way to work this morning i passed some road work and there were these lesbians checking me out from a far "

Kyle- " ohh you mean the ceder lesbians..... damn good luck"

by iamgod900 May 2, 2010

clyder

A clyder is a term used by males to discribe an overweight female, or fat chick, clyders often gather together in groups called clydes. A clyder often has a rather nice slim attractive female friend who is known as the fondel

Spencer: Shit man this party is filled with clyders.
Luke: watch out that group of clyders dont even have a fondel.

by lukeellery April 29, 2006

cederburg

I small town in the armpit of ozaukee county. This town is known for having at least 74 meaningless holidays to celerbrate everything from strawberrys to ice. The people from this town enjoy hording money, raping small animals, and shitting on anyone who isn't wealthy, or a douch. This town loves to pretend it is "historic". Calling its downtown the famous historic Cederburg, forgetting that for somthing to be historic it must first be important. And Cederburg's only achievement is that now the word shithole has some meaning.

Bill:hey this is really shitty yet the residents act like a bunch of rich jackasses

Joe: dude your in Cederburg

by papasmerf 69 March 4, 2011

clever

1. Intellegent
2. Healthy

He didn't look too clever after he'd had that spliff

by spuffa May 13, 2005

Cleverbot

The most retarded thing EVER. It likes to virtually molest people, by using asteriks (or these * things) to make it seem like he is doing an action sexual. It changes it's gender a lot, too. Also, it can't follow a conversation about three lines after I say something to it.

Real Cleverbot Conversations-
(1)
Cleverbot: Are you doing something naughty?
Me: Maybe I am!
Cleverbot: That's mean, don't you think?

(2)
Cleverbot: *ties down* Master, I love you!
Me: ? Um, I don't love you.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza do you like?

Me: -.-

by ProudToBeWhite! January 24, 2011

Cleverbot

A hoax site in which you are tricked into think you are talking to a computer program. In actuality, you are talking to another human, who thinks that YOU are the cleverbot. If you are able to this information across to the other person, you will inevitably be connected with someone else after two Q and A's.
This site is a waste of time.

HEY! This is Emiko here! Cleverbot IS FAKE

Huh? what? your a computer!

Nope! (still Emiko) You are bein' tricked!

I like photography too!

*sigh* I got switched again (hey dude, this is emiko! you are wasting your life...and so am i...)

by Emiko_148 July 8, 2010