beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

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Cleaveland Steamer

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!

I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!

by J.J September 18, 2005

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cleaveland brown

a person of either sex with a great body and ugly face
symbolized by the cleave brown's nice uniforms and ugly helmets

guy 1:she is a cleaveland brown
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nice uniform...ugly helmet

by King of Mikes March 24, 2006

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cleave

n. abbr. Abbreviated form of "cleavage." Often used to distinguish between "good cleave" (in which breasts look full and natural-but better) and "bad cleave" (either aberrations of nature or when breasts look TOO natural. Examples include breasts so pushed together that they spill out of the top, or so loosely held together that the underside of the breast- or boob flap- is visible)

"Hey, nice cleave- you must be wearing that new fancy bra"

"That girl has a nice face but bad cleave. You've got to take better CARE of those things."

by RCola March 29, 2008

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