The Mr Clarke

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"

"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"

by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021

lewis and clarking

Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.

Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!

by historyisawesome January 20, 2014

Clark Can't

Robert Mueller; coined by Bill Maher, April 26, 2019.

I get it, Mueller’s a Boy Scout, a straight arrow, he played it by the book, but you may have noticed for the last three years, we’ve kind of been off book. Greatness sometimes means not doing everything by the book.

We needed Superman and we got Clark Can't.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Tyler Clark

he is very nice and cute, but very dirtyminded

him: man i lost my girlfriend to tyler clark and I am pissed what does he have that i dont??
friend: a very dirty mind and the niceness and cuteness

by Cool Gril 102 June 10, 2016

travis clark

the lead singer of we the kings. from Bradenton, Florida
red-head.
madd cute.
can sing his ass off.
has been known to call the audience "fucking sexy"
wrote "secret valentine" which is about sex.

i went to a we the kings concert the other day and saw travis clark. hes sex on legs.

by poccahantas January 14, 2008

Travis Clark

The mascot to all gingers of the world. A man with incredible red hair. Give's a good name to all the gingers out there.

-Did you see WTK last night?
-YES! I loved it!
-Did you meet THE Travis Clark?
-Yes. Yes I did. I now love him and he gives such a great name to gingers, I love them all. I have to find me a Travis Clark.
-Me too!

by haveyouseenhubbert December 18, 2010

helen clark

The current Prime Minister of New Zealand she claims to be a female but we all know she has balls

"My name is Helen Clark, I have balls"

by Matt-- May 23, 2005