Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position

Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.

by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024

christmas tree bite

A bite thats shaped like a christmas tree
Best bite in a sandwich

“Bro i shaped my sandwich for a christmas tree bite”
“Lucky”

by avianaCantgetoverherEx November 29, 2024

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021