Jacques Cousteau

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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.

While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

Carolina chopsticks

To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.

He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.

by spankmasterflash 5000 September 25, 2010

Choast

To try hard at something you really suck at.

Connor: Look at that kid over there choasting at basketball!
Ben: Hahahahahaha! Yeah he blows, but is trying way too hard! What a choaster.

by Thompsoner November 22, 2013

alaskan chopsticks

that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping

the only reason ur are pregnant is from the alaskan chopsticks i gave you

by kevin chunk May 12, 2009

The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.

Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.

by jbomb108 November 3, 2009

chouse

noun /chowz/ (pl. chouse) 1. an extremely cool person, often times someone that others wish they could be.

We are hanging out with celebrities like a bunch of chouse.

by Mary123456789 December 14, 2008

chout

watch out

chout man

by shaunlou July 21, 2009