Usually a lady or woman that wears a dress that separates the breasts of a women and you can practically see their whole chest.
Bill: Wow! Look at that lady standing over there! Mike: She's wearing a weird dress that makes it look like she has no boobs. Bill: Dude, that's called a Tit chasm.
by Mr. Coolyosas December 3, 2009
Get the Tit chasm mug.A corsa, nova, saxo or some other crappy little shopping car that has had a shite body kit super glued to it. Usually driven by a pimply little prick with less driving talent than my nan.
Chavmobiles must have at least one body pannel in grey undercoat because the owners (chavtards) ran out of money after spending it all on white lightning cider and copies of "lacks power" magazine.
Many hours of fun can be had standing by a high speed bump watching these muppets shatter their ludicrously low front spoilers.
also known for their ability to accelerate flat out in a straight line before shitting themselves at the first sign of a corner.
Chavmobiles must have at least one body pannel in grey undercoat because the owners (chavtards) ran out of money after spending it all on white lightning cider and copies of "lacks power" magazine.
Many hours of fun can be had standing by a high speed bump watching these muppets shatter their ludicrously low front spoilers.
also known for their ability to accelerate flat out in a straight line before shitting themselves at the first sign of a corner.
Chavmobile accessories include.
1) an exhaust you can fit your head in connected to a 1.1Ltr engine.
2) A bin lid sized sub woofer making the obligatory elephant flatulence noise.
3)Twatty blue L.E.D's on every available surface.
4)Underlighting, making it look like they ran over a sunbed.
5) Alloy wheels worth 3 times the value of the car.
6) An imaginative use of airfix paint to "customize" the dashboard.
P.S running all of these accessories uses up about 80% of the available engine power.
1) an exhaust you can fit your head in connected to a 1.1Ltr engine.
2) A bin lid sized sub woofer making the obligatory elephant flatulence noise.
3)Twatty blue L.E.D's on every available surface.
4)Underlighting, making it look like they ran over a sunbed.
5) Alloy wheels worth 3 times the value of the car.
6) An imaginative use of airfix paint to "customize" the dashboard.
P.S running all of these accessories uses up about 80% of the available engine power.
by Mrflibble December 21, 2006
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A new insult for any female or male who has the following qualities:
-Cunt
-Bitch
-Slut/Whore/Skank/Skeez
-Nymphomaniac
-Ig'nant
-Cheating
-Sucks a lot of dick
-Pathological Liar
-Cunt
-Bitch
-Slut/Whore/Skank/Skeez
-Nymphomaniac
-Ig'nant
-Cheating
-Sucks a lot of dick
-Pathological Liar
-"Daaaayum, did you hear that, that new girl is asking guys about their dick sizes!?"
-"What a fucking Charmonix."
-"What a fucking Charmonix."
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Get the Chamo mug.its chomorro from the island of guam not pinoy, tagalu (filipino), or any other asian descent that you ignorant people feel like you know you can call us. we have our own background and traditions that go back centuries to when the spanish armada was cruising around. (dont believe me look it up yourself.) ill admit we look asian but we are far from it, we are to lazy and kick back and to rough when it comes down to it. the island of guam is also modernized so were not 3rd world remember were part of the U.S. and we have military bases there. WE are very proud people and prefer to be called by our rightful nationality and if you insist on calling us asian or filipino go ahead but dont do it in front of us or youll regret....Trust me (warning).
Chamorro ME!!!!
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