Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.

Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Delta Eta Chapter

A chapter of the fraternity Beta Theta Pi who's members consist primarily of BETA males. They are the dudes on campus who would rather sit inside and play video games than go to the beach with a friends. Their daily interactions with women include Hentai characters and Beta Roses (women who get along better with boys than girls). While there are one or two roses at a given time, all members in the Delta Eta Chapter are down BAD for them. The common way to impress Roses includes singing stupid ass fraternity songs and avoiding eye contact. Since this chapter of a non alcoholic frat is located on an engineering campus, someone weighing 160 pounds soaking wet and can run a mile in around an hour is considered 'buff.'

"hey man you going to that big semiformal, there's gonna be cake balls and swing dancing music"

"Hell no bruh, the Delta Eta Chapter is for virgins. I'm smashinh a fifth tonight."

by BetaBoner August 5, 2021

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

3rd chapter effect

The 3rd chapter effect is when the 3rd chapter seems more rushed than the other chapters

The game danganronpa is a good example of the 3rd chapter effect. In all 3 main games, the 3rd chapters are criticised for seeming rushed, as if they had to kill off two characters. The double murder in the 3rd chapter is olmost tradition at this point. But hey, the 3rd chapters usually have the best memes like the glorious sEeSaW EfFeCt.

by Seesawaifu April 26, 2019

Chapter 13

Chapter 13 are a band that auditioned for Britain’s got talent 2019, getting Amanda Holden’s Golden Buzzer. The group is made up of Lead singer & rhythm guitarist, Tom Abisgold; Lead guitarist Jake Slack; Drummer, Noah Key; and Bassist & main backing vocals, Jacob Swann.

Chapter 13 are extremely talented! I saw their audition and I couldn’t believe my eyes.

by lillsclark;) January 7, 2021

Chapter 39

Fuck.

Based on John Marr's Keep it in the Family book Chapter 39.

Go Chapter 39 yourself.
Let's Chapter 39.

by Le Swish February 14, 2024

Fortnite Chapter 2

A more polished version of fortnite a example is.

OMG IM SO HYPEX FOR FORTNITE CHAPTER 2 (1 hour later) WERE WE Dropping boy's oh i'm solo Holly hedges will be the spot (dies by a pump) OMG I HATE THIS GAME.

by Controller Player October 16, 2019