clooffy

Coffee that is mixed with semen..using jizz as creamer

We are out of creamer... today i will have a clooffy.

by Pussyherinthefuck February 2, 2015

Choofter

Someone with particularly poor weed etiquette

Slang for a homosexual stoner

Bill loves men but is inconsiderate at passing the mixbowl, bit of a choofter really.

by Bongchimp September 22, 2016

Croofter

A croofter is someone whos blood related parents are two different skin colors.

Lolpinakadi has a black mum and a white dad he is a croofter.

White&brown brown&black also make croofters.

by E-Niji Rhoot July 19, 2017

CEO of Silence

Jeremy Quick

The CEO of Silence is Jeremy Quick

by Fireblaze420 October 27, 2019

Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019

coofan

A positive response to a question from a close friend.

You: I’ll grab my golf clubs and be at the course in 20 mins
Me: coofan

by CJ Housefield February 6, 2020

CEO of not dying

When you are playing a fighting or PvP game and the opponent is just not dying, regardless of how low their health is.

John: Okay, how the FUCK did you survive that
Steve: Haha you suck
John: CEO OF NOT DYING!!!

by AlduinTWE July 9, 2020