Cell Phone Sex

When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .

A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.

by ohheygirlhey May 12, 2010

Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

by Beanhunter June 02, 2006

cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.

In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!

by black jesus July 07, 2005

Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 01, 2007

color cell phone

An internal mechanism used for detecting homosexuality in others, otherwise known as "gaydar."

- "That guy Tom is really cute. And he's gay, too!"

- "Are you sure?"

-"Are you kidding me? My color cell phone was ringing off the hook!"

by Flipasaur July 24, 2006

cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.

"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"

by Walker00791 August 15, 2017

cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.

Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.

by flogger up January 13, 2010