Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads

Take your cape off and stop playing cape man

by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019

Cape Coma

Better known as Cape Coral a city in Florida, with the houses containing mostly nasty ass well-water, home of the newly wed and almost dead

Cape Kid 1- What do you want to do tonight?
Cape Kid 2- Nothing fag. We live in Cape Coma!

by Erinnnnx October 24, 2008

Cronulla cape

Australian flag worn around the neck superhero style, normally by shirtless bogan on the way to national sporting event/shock jock inspired race riot.

Check out the bogan in the Cronulla cape!

by Boo-Hiss November 14, 2006

Cape Guys

we will outdrink, outfuck, and outparty all of you bitches

summer time cape cod

by cape guys rock May 7, 2005

Cape Carl

to have sexual intercourse with someone named Carl from Cape Cod

Girl One: How was your weekend?
Girl Two: It was fantastic. I went to Cape Carl.
Girl One: Lucky.

by Chad "William" Wallace February 23, 2010

cape codder

an alcoholic mix of cranberry juice and vodka originated in Cape Cod

I'm so zooted after have my 8th cape codder, I might just have to do that slam pig over there.

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008