Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb
by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020
Get the Calummug. A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.
Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!
Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!
by Johnnyyyy mcronald September 22, 2022
Get the Calummug. Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"
"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"
"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
Get the ✨Feeling Calum✨mug. by IsisKarma November 9, 2011
Get the Calum Redmondmug. by Game Prime February 19, 2023
Get the Calummug. Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.
Calum you simp
by Stephen price August 17, 2020
Get the Calummug. a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
by uidgame January 3, 2023
Get the dirty calummug.