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dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces
Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!
by Bigman86 January 11, 2019
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Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.
yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.
by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018
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Calum

A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.

Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!
Fuck em and leave em”

oh that’s such a Calum thing to say”
by Johnnyyyy mcronald September 22, 2022
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calum

A Calum is a small creature generally associated with something like Golem from 'the lord of the rings' they tend to be small white males who hide in the darkness of their rooms waiting for their favourite youtuber to upload a video
Stop being such a calum and go out already
by Shamefvl_ March 20, 2022
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Calum

a masculine/ male person who you will meet in your grade 7 class and slowly fall in love with. you will be seated with him in many classes and start to get closer. soon enough everyone will be saying things like oh their secretly dating oh they like each other and all of a sudden your in deep. a Calum is a person that you could never see coming in your life but as soon as they do you can’t imagine life without them. A Calum is also very honest. He tells you exactly how he feels when he feels it and even if it’s something that may upset you he says it in a way that can make you feel less bad about it. In conclusion if you meet or have already met a Calum keep him, even if you don’t see it now he MAY just become one of the most important people in your entire life
wow I am so lucky to have met this boy named Calum!!
by justadelulugirlwithouta_solulu December 28, 2025
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