calum frew

A fucking twat

Oi see that guy he looks like a complete and utter Calum Frew

by Yada2 December 9, 2019

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.

Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!

by Evo0 June 10, 2019

Calum clennell

Very nice man

Was in the guardian news paper

mmm calum clennell

by anonymous April 5, 2024

Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

by Bigman86 January 11, 2019

Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023