butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 27, 2014

Butt Pirate

When you sit on someones head and rip ass on their head.

We were sitting in gym and Charles pulled a Butt Pirate on me. I smelled like a fart all day long.

by Dark Lotuz April 12, 2010

Butt Pirate

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.

Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

peg legged butt pirate

a one legged homo

did you see that peg legged butt pirate over their ARRRGG

by jonsey88 August 26, 2014

Butt Pirate

Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.

I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023

Butt Pirate

Also known as the coon cunt. One who is really gay.

Ian is a Butt Pirate

by ricochetcrazyeyes April 13, 2011

hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.

I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018