clem burt

A man that is obsessed with food, particularly burgers, but suffers from siezures related to loud noises.

He also wears at least 10 shirts at any given time.

Clem Burt: "I WANT A BURGER!"

Larry: "Don't scream too loud, Clem Burt has siezures."

by Pharoah's Curse January 13, 2024

Macie Burt

Unthankful

Macie Burt hates Thanksgiving because she is unthankful.

by SeraphOwari October 13, 2023

burt

When you burp and fart simultaneously.

After I ate that Chipotle, I burted all night.

by Punkanatomy Phill May 25, 2018

nathan burt

Asian Jesus

Oh my god its Nathan hurt NANI. Nathan burt eats penis for days

by Nojuseatsdick May 31, 2018

Burt

A burt is a little weak man who thinks hes ten men but really hes a soft little weasel. Ie - Mike smith

Some little burt called mike smith rang me up wanting me come with him while he has a fight. so i went with him and ended up slapping him for being a soft weasel burt.

Mike go get me a drink ya burt.

by Pem shredder November 26, 2019

Burting Off

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"

"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."

by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024

Lee Burt

Bootylicious and extra hairy land locked dude. This person often likes jigaboo music. Usually see this man bald, but in rare instances, he could have hair... on his face.

You're as bald as a Lee Burt.

by Skeeter on my Peter June 18, 2019