buttering your bagel

yet another euphemism for female masturbation

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.

by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005

bumbering

Occasional misspelling of the word "bumbling"; often used online by ill-informed individuals who have severe language issues and spread idiocy on craigslist. Despite the fact that there are those who may tell you otherwise, it needs to remain clear that 'bumbering' is not a "British" word, but rather just a made-up one.

"You are a bumbering fool!"
"Actually, I think you mean 'bumbling' fool."

by Puffaloover January 11, 2008

buggerlugs

An affectionate term for a female friend, if you're from up north!

Hey buggerlugs

by Julie Steel January 23, 2004

Buffering

To work the outside of a woman's vagina (including but not limited to the clitoris) without any actual finger penetration. Please see the Oxford dictionary 'to buffer"...... polishing brass to a high sheen

"i love my boyfriend more than One D right now....he buffered me like no other this morning......... absolutely no finger violation, just plain, simple and beautiful clit buffering to orgasm. It was so pleasant and buffering with love that i immediately gave him deep throat...and instantaneous reaction that every woman will naturally feel after a good buffering"

by smithyof's May 22, 2014

Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

buttering the corn

Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off.

Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?

by Your face(haha) June 12, 2006

buffering

the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.

Rob: What's up dude, playing a piano over there?

Chris: Dude, buffering at 58%!

by /chris-correia/ February 16, 2009