The description of a penis after it has turned blue after hours of sex and oral sex. It has a faded, bluish color.
by ValentineTitty July 16, 2006
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"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
by BoozeBruise March 14, 2015
Get the Booze Bruise mug.not disimilar (I imagine), to kill tuesday but ends at 8am after falling down some stairs, with scuffed elbows for all concerned and means coming up with explainations that said scuffs are not carpet burns. the preceding evening usually starts with wearing clothes of the opposite gender.
there's no way I can make it to the orchid convention tomorrow 'cause it looks like tonights gonna be bruise wednesday.
by dave frank February 14, 2004
Get the bruise wednesday mug.the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
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