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Small-browsing

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.
Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.
by Scales November 12, 2013
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botnet browser

(Noun) Internet slang for the web browser Google Chrome. Derogatory insinuation the web browser application replicates behaviors similar to malware in a botnet. Application behavior can include transmission of an inappropriate amount of browsing data to the company, update policies and difficulty in fully removing the application after uninstalling reminiscent of PUPs.

Additionally alludes to inappropriate integration of company services, i.e., past injection of advertisements in personal email through the gmail service based on key words and forcing You Tube patron to use their real name while integrating with Google +.
I couldn't install Arch last night on my Chromebook, so now I'm stuck with botnet browser.
by numbing_agent January 14, 2015
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my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things
when child yells during class my mom is on the browser
by lil catfood October 23, 2018
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body blows

hitting someone repeatedly and who ever can withstand more hits to the body is the winner
That kid thinks he can beat me up.
Go against him in body blows.
by AKA the man January 23, 2014
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trouser bowser

When you shit yourself with such force it goes through your underwear. The term is from when Bowser ass stomps like in Mario 3 when you defeat him by making him ass stomp through the blocks.
I sneezed so hard I let loose a trouser bowser. I tried to to lift way too much and a trouser bowser was released.
by Bokro June 18, 2014
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bowsche

A metaphor for extreme courage; however, it does not remain subject to any limit of what it can mean.
The bowsche is strong in this one.
LOL bowsche.
You have a really small bowsche.
Wii h4z b0wsch3.
The bosses in Tempest Bowsche are: Bowsche Reaver, Kael'Thas Bowsche Strider, High Bowschestromancer Solarian, and A'lar the Bowsche God.
by Eksob0wch3 January 18, 2009
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urban dictionary browse store blog discord advertise

I honestly dont know what to say to you man. instead of doing your homework or working out, instead you decided to type out what was on the top of the urban website. if you dont know what bieng productive is, well thats what your not doing. i recommend going outside, breathing air and touching grass. *sigh* NOW GO OUTSIDE KID STOP BIENG A LAZY LONER
kyle was supposed to be studying for his upcoming exams but he decided to waste his time looking up urban dictionary browse store blog discord advertise
by YourMumSussy April 4, 2023
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