Brett

He is sexy as hell. He steals all your kills and fucks all your girls, and teachers too.

Brett just stole my fucking kill and girl.

by Jonathon dick October 24, 2020

Brett

The main man

At 2am, I always wonder how my main man Brett is doing.

by Brettssidekick September 22, 2020

Brett

A male Karen.

We had a totally Brett call into customer service today. He yelled at Shelly and demanded to speak with a manger. Something about a Reddit post and not getting the support he needed.

by supergriff77 November 23, 2021

Brett

A guy who looks very innocent but loves to make everybody laugh and has a big booty female. He can act sometimes childish but he is very outgoing. He loves cars and he especially loves mustangs. #getbackorgetsmacked

Thats a totally a brett

Omg have you seen brett's mustangs its so nice
Brett what it doooo

by cantalktextme May 14, 2018

Brett

Someone who eats an excessive amount of poop , is in the Amish community, an all titties no ass kinda guy, doesn’t know how to choke his chicken, Has an extreme top golf obsession, and Wants you to put your fingers in his mouth and his asshole at the same time.

“Brett eats poop don’t let him touch you”

by Marcomonkeyfingers69 November 16, 2019

Brett

A sweet, kind, caring guy with a lot of charm. He may seem perfect, but he will leave you crying with your heart in the dirt. He will be all nice to you and then come out and tell you that he likes someone else. He'll make you feel like you're not good enough.

I <3 my boyfriend!
Who is he?

Brett!
So you're the other girl.

by WolfAngelJB February 24, 2013

Brett

Brett is a name of a typical gay male. Typically 49 out of 50 people named Brett are gay. A person named Brett is very loyal and a girl's best friend. He knows how to get the guy in more ways than one ;).

Girl 1: Look at that guy, he is so hot.

Girl 2: Yea, but he is totally gay.
Girl 1: How do you know?
Girl 2: Because his name is Brett.
Girl 1: Dammit.

by thegleeker April 22, 2011