He is so hot and sexy, he can fuck any girl and will. But if you're his girlfriend you shouldn't even be mad because he's so fucking sexy. They all enjoy sex and more importantly they are open to fucking anyone. Should you be lucky enough to fuck him, you will get all the goods. He is a god and people will go to the store to buy his cum and nut out of his horse dick so they can be as sexy and carry one of his kids.
by Jonathon dick October 24, 2020
Get the Brettmug. A male Karen.
We had a totally Brett call into customer service today. He yelled at Shelly and demanded to speak with a manger. Something about a Reddit post and not getting the support he needed.
by supergriff77 November 23, 2021
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Get the Brettmug. Someone who eats an excessive amount of poop , is in the Amish community, an all titties no ass kinda guy, doesn’t know how to choke his chicken, Has an extreme top golf obsession, and Wants you to put your fingers in his mouth and his asshole at the same time.
by Marcomonkeyfingers69 November 16, 2019
Get the Brettmug. A sweet, kind, caring guy with a lot of charm. He may seem perfect, but he will leave you crying with your heart in the dirt. He will be all nice to you and then come out and tell you that he likes someone else. He'll make you feel like you're not good enough.
by WolfAngelJB February 24, 2013
Get the Brettmug. Brett is a name of a typical gay male. Typically 49 out of 50 people named Brett are gay. A person named Brett is very loyal and a girl's best friend. He knows how to get the guy in more ways than one ;).
Girl 1: Look at that guy, he is so hot.
Girl 2: Yea, but he is totally gay.
Girl 1: How do you know?
Girl 2: Because his name is Brett.
Girl 1: Dammit.
Girl 2: Yea, but he is totally gay.
Girl 1: How do you know?
Girl 2: Because his name is Brett.
Girl 1: Dammit.
by thegleeker April 22, 2011
Get the Brettmug.