Brett

filling out the form to get in touch, in vibe rather, with you

How are you, Brett?
How. Are. You.
Do you remember me?
Im not a bad person. You remember.

by Krkič May 17, 2020

brett

the annoying hair on your nipple

i was going to get my nipple pierced but look at this brett

by jizzle69 June 19, 2008

Brett

Man with incredibly small penis, and or a chick with a dick

Damn look at that brett

by pimp ass biotch October 20, 2008

brett

A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;

A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;

An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry

Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."

by Missfits December 8, 2012

Brett

-To eat out a girl while she is on her period.

Eww did you hear how our singer pulled off a Brett!!

by MIKE23453534 February 29, 2008

Brett

A fuckboy.

Damn he's such a Brett.

by chimp2435 January 22, 2017

brett

a person with a very bad hairline.

wow that guy has a brett hairline

by brettshairline May 7, 2018