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Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies
Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.
by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020
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Brazilian hug

A reacharound handjob whilst watching soccer
Gabriel was watching Germany trash Brazil in soccer when Mateus felt he could use some cheering up. So he gave him a Brazilian hug.
by hardcordeballer November 27, 2015
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Brazilian Girls

Quite possible the most seductive musicians ever heard. If you do not crave a finer state after hearing them you may be dead.
We smoked some fine opiated hashish 'cause Sabina would've done it. Then we freaked to the Brazilian Girls until we were both spent.
by Napoleon Bonerhard July 12, 2007
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Brazillion

A large number, equal to the entire GDP or population of Brazil.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
by moraviapils February 1, 2009
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boyzillian

When a male gets a bikini wax in his pubic region. The hair on the scrotum, above the anus and around the penis is all taken off except for a small patch of hair on the top base of the penis.
I got a boyzillian wax and man, did that hurt!
by Hot Candlewax December 9, 2008
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Afro-Brazilian

Afro-Brazilian or African Brazilian is the term used to racially categorise Brazilian citizens who are black or part-black, yet it is rarely used in Brazil.
Brazil has the largest population of black origin outside of Africa with 5.4% blacks and 39.9% of mixed race or color (Pardo). The largest concentration of Afro-Brazilians is in the state of Bahia where over 80% of the people are Afro-Brazilians.
by birdman17b July 4, 2007
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Sudden Brazilian

1. During the act of sexual penetration with a female, the male pulls his penis too far out of the female's vagina, and accidentally rams it into her anus instead during the next thrust, accidentally having anal sex. Usually VERY unpleasant for the female involved.

2. Also could mean the sour/surprised face one would make when being rectally penetrated suddenly.
1. "Man, I was so drunk last night, when she said push it in harder, I pulled out too far, and gave her a Sudden Brazilian."

2. "Why the Sudden Brazilian face? You suck on a lemon or something?"
by Mandingo Dong February 16, 2010
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