Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.

1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.

by Okgra February 18, 2022

honk and bonk

Vehicular homicide

Sir we have nine reported cases of a honk and bonk

by No does make sex rape April 15, 2020

Bonk Boy

A small child that doesn't have a grasp on how anything works. Often comparable to a potato white boy from Ohio. Needs his ass wiped every 7 seconds to survive.

"Hey, what was that loud whining from earlier?"
"I dunno, it was probably just Bonk Boy being a bitch."

by bonk boy's #1 hater September 7, 2017

Bonk

A term used to describe something awesome.

I found a sack of lollipops, it was bonk.

by Mr predictable December 18, 2012

head bonk

When your kitty bumps her head into you as a sign of affection, and also so put her scent on you.
Whether you know her seemingly odd behavior as head bumping, butting, bunting or bonking, your cat is just trying to tell you that she thinks you are purr-fect!

That was so cute when Miss Kittypurr stood on your tummy and head bonked you.

by Kolchak Jones March 31, 2017

dick bonk

To deliberately slap, hit or annoy a woman by smacking her on the face or head with your penis.

When your mom got out of line, I simply dick bonked that bitch to let her know.

by James Eitel September 5, 2005

abizarreone/bonk

A very cool dude that will help you with anything, he is so sweet and kind a deserves an award, and a lot of head pats. This man is totally amazing and probably has a sexy haircut and could get any ladies to suck him off

abizarreone/bonk is amazing.

by booty chunkerz March 18, 2021