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T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."
"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

chicken boned 

The act of stealing everything in certain area (like eating all the meat off a bone) usally preformed by a nigger.
Hey Bill what happened to your Autoshop it's empty!
Bill: I got chicken boned

Smitty boned 

When a fellow with the last name of Smith gives a girl some good D
Hunter: Hey Smitty, you hooked up wit dat ho yet? It'd be a travesty if you haven't!
Kurt: Fo sho, I Smitty boned dat ho last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smitty boned by J.P. Smittybones December 9, 2013

Buckle boned 

To break ones bones in an excruciating Manor.
Yo, you buckle boned him bad huh?
Buckle boned by Buckle boy January 26, 2020

white-boned shit head 

A glass ass white boy who thinks he better than everyone else
jesus that kid in year 8 is such a white-boned shit head

Half-Boned Prince 

In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.
There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.
Half-Boned Prince by Irohem August 22, 2020