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bogosity 

The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.
Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.
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to hog or to be selfish with an item or person.
Jeff boguards all the pencils when it's time to draw so I can't get any.
boguard by uzumaki September 21, 2005
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Bogshite 

Bogshite

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Bogshite by Boyo85 December 9, 2009

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