by Kilokahn October 24, 2011
Someone who accumulate's human or dog feces on there dick then wanks off and eats the left over fecal matter
by Bog ass February 04, 2016
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
The art of sneaking in your own drinks to a venue to avoid paying their extortionate prices then consuming them in the comfort of a cubicle.
Adam– “Where’s Joseph and Pete?”
Dan – “They’ve just gone for a few bog beers”
Adam – “Good idea, I’ll join them”
Pete – “It’s eight quid a pint at Adam’s wedding reception tonight." "How many bog beers are you bringing?"
Joseph - "Fucking loads”
Dan – “They’ve just gone for a few bog beers”
Adam – “Good idea, I’ll join them”
Pete – “It’s eight quid a pint at Adam’s wedding reception tonight." "How many bog beers are you bringing?"
Joseph - "Fucking loads”
by Phill Pea April 08, 2022
A steaming turd produced by a hard night on the cans and curry or kebabs. Grog bogs occur the day after any given night where alcohol has been consumed to excessive levels. It is a foul, black, hot, sticky and large poo or series of poo's that are an essential part of the body's detox process
"hey mate, i let fly a couple of grog bogs at work this morning, man they were violent, i'm glad i got all that seedy $7 oxford street curry and those 23 schooners out of my system, im as right as rain now"
by storkman January 15, 2008
by Sage Tuemelle November 16, 2014
The guy who sets up his stall in the toilet of a bar/club - he is usually built like a brick shithouse - and then demands money with menaces for even having breathed his air. In most cases he dispenses soap and paper towels by invading your space and foisting it upon you, then glowers at you as you say thanks and don't pay. Using their range of aftershaves is ill-advised and costly, and why anyone would buy a lolly from a guy they met in the toilet is beyond comprehension. Attempts to avoid the bog troll often result in loud verbal abuse about your personal hygiene.
Bog trolls might be excused their actions on the grounds that sitting in the toilet for five hours a night can't bring a lot of job satisfaction, except that it's not a proper job and no one wants them there in the first place.
Bog trolls might be excused their actions on the grounds that sitting in the toilet for five hours a night can't bring a lot of job satisfaction, except that it's not a proper job and no one wants them there in the first place.
Bog troll: Soap, paper towel?
Me: No thank you, I can manage to do this by myself.
Bog troll: (indicates tray with assorted change from previous mugs) Fair enough (looks at you like he might have already killed your family)
Drunken reveller A: Taxi home?
Drunken reveller B: Nah man, let's walk. I broke the seal too early and spent a tenner on bog trolls already.
Me: No thank you, I can manage to do this by myself.
Bog troll: (indicates tray with assorted change from previous mugs) Fair enough (looks at you like he might have already killed your family)
Drunken reveller A: Taxi home?
Drunken reveller B: Nah man, let's walk. I broke the seal too early and spent a tenner on bog trolls already.
by Svenyboy August 22, 2005