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Boa Segunda ahahah

From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.

Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;

Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.

Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*
by Karecs Wordologist January 14, 2025
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Boa

When referring to a person, it means “boy” in slang. Boa is often used in an endearing way. Meant for someone you are close to or have some type of friendly bond with. Boi is also another slang word for boy, but it is not used in the same way. Often, it is used for comedic effect. Boa and boi can both be used to say “boy”.
“How’re you doing boa? I haven’t seen you in a while.”

“Boi get outta here with that.”
by ThatBitchTrin June 3, 2024
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Boa

A big muscular man who seems hard and threatening on the outside. In reality he is just a small and cute goldenretriever-femboy on the inside.
Gurt: yo
Kevin: Gurt you are such a Boa
by Sopelyang May 8, 2025
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boa

boy

with a strong uh sound at the end
boa you bout ugly asl
by KushKobainn May 13, 2025
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Ma Boa

Ma Boa, ( Ma Boy-a) is commonly used to teach someone of their position. Slang used to put some in their place
Calm down Ma Boa, you're ass
by Prilex'WisdomWords August 29, 2023
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Boa

Uzaki chan is so boa
by Poketale September 5, 2023
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BOA

A shit version of a “performing arts school” filled with furrys, druggies, wannabe chavs and obnoxious rich twats. All the students think their hard for vaping but in reality they do musical theatre... Some honourable mentions include the headteacher, a gay egg to say the least. The staff team consists of solely of (gay) pedofiles and the students go along with it. Many are surprised boa students lungs still work after the extortionate amount of hairspray. Filled to the brim with entitled rats. AVOID AT ALL COSTS YOU WILL TURN GAY.
I used to know this guy called larry, he went to BOA, now he is in a relationship with a fourty year old bald man.
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