emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 26, 2022

Afghan Blender

When your getting your penis chewed/chomped off in an act of sexual pleasure.

"Dude she's such a slut. She gave me the dirtiest Afghan Blender in the backseat of her Rover."

by FiddleMySkittle November 24, 2016

cum blender

An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.

Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.

by Skycladconnoisseur July 29, 2015

The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 22, 2023

Frog in a blender

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender

I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019

blender wrists

When a gay man unwilling uses his hands and wrists to talk excitedly about something.

Did you see the blender wrists on Steve? He was going a mile a minute talking about the hot sweaty guy at the gym.

by Sassyfrass May 21, 2014

bitch blender

A bitch you does what other people do

Pascal you are a bitch blender - Nick Mason

by Slagfest February 29, 2016