Blarting

When you fart and there is blood

After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours

by biggamer23 May 20, 2021

blart

a blessed fart

robber: fart or ill kill your mom!
me: *farts*
mom: damn, that was a blart and a half son!

by heyheywastaken September 11, 2020

Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

Blart

When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus

Nikolas cage blarted me at the party

by Nat zi March 18, 2022

Blart

When you close your eyes to push out a fart.

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart

by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019