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BLART

A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.
I was blowing my nose this morning and blarted!
by Extremejutsu August 13, 2016
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Blart

A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.
"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."

"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"
by Solomacn November 27, 2012
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Blart

The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.
This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.
by Mary Casbah July 10, 2022
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Blart

A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)
Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo
by Blarter The Second February 28, 2024
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blart

robber: fart or ill kill your mom!
me: *farts*
mom: damn, that was a blart and a half son!
by heyheywastaken September 11, 2020
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