Blart

Smokin a blunt while you fartin’

Ayeeee I just blarted my dudeeee

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Blarting

When you fart and there is blood

After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours

by biggamer23 May 20, 2021

Blart

When you close your eyes to push out a fart.

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart

by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019

Blart

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

by Martian guy February 26, 2025

blart

a blessed fart

robber: fart or ill kill your mom!
me: *farts*
mom: damn, that was a blart and a half son!

by heyheywastaken September 11, 2020