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Blarting

When you fart and there is blood
After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours
by biggamer23 May 20, 2021
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blart

robber: fart or ill kill your mom!
me: *farts*
mom: damn, that was a blart and a half son!
by heyheywastaken September 11, 2020
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Blart

The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.
This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.
by Mary Casbah July 10, 2022
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Blart

A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)
Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo
by Blarter The Second February 28, 2024
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Blart

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart
by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019
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