I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.
by Candi Barre September 24, 2009
Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
An unlikely but delicious combination of peeps wrapped in freshly cooked bacon, invented by James Newland at Biola University.
by mrongey May 19, 2009
A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019
When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.
"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
by knifehands September 18, 2013
The lens with which we look back on a relationship after it ends, abandoning all decent or positive memories and turning it into a failure.
"Your relationships were not all bad because they ended. You are just covering them with the blanket of horribleness."
by Denarse the Great February 11, 2022
Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.
by t-bone99 May 04, 2016