Rolling Blackouts

Unlike the typical blackout that occurs after a hard night of drinking where you can't remember things you did the night before; "rolling blackouts" occur in real-time throughout the actual night of drinking.

George was so fucked up last night that he was having "Rolling Blackouts", he kept asking when we were going to order dinner after we had already ordered and eaten. Then he got upset when dessert came saying, "this is interesting, dessert BEFORE dinner!"

by RonTulumMexico April 13, 2009

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blackout baby

Someone who lies about blacking out the night before so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.

"Karen says she doesn't remember hooking up with Ryan. She's such a blackout baby."

by Gretchen22 January 14, 2008

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rage blackout

the act of getting extremely mad out of impulse and yelling at someone or something

rhonda: sorry i stepped on your shoes.

shoehead: WHAT THE FUCK!! THESE ARE MY NEW JORDANS!

rhonda: it was an accident!

shoehead: its good. sorry bout that, i always get rage blackouts about my shoes. i never even see them coming

by MyNameStartsWITHAnR April 3, 2009

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Blackout Wank

A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.

Stroemer was very drunk and decided to have a blackout wank.

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blackout express

When you reach the point of drunken oblivion upon which there is no return. Riding on this train means you are near blacked out and will be within minutes. Only the best of the best avoid a trip to the hospital.

I'm riding the blackout express right now; next stop, the bathroom floor.

by Sweet Dude Whit May 25, 2009

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