north birmingham academy

This is known as a good school but really all girls are slaggy little bitches who think they are the shit!! 🙄 And the lads walk round thing there big man an ting when really they are little scrawny scum bags 👌🏻👌🏻

Girl: You heard of north Birmingham academy
Boy: yeh it’s full of loads of bagheads an slags
Girl: really,
I thought it was a good school tbh, guess not...

by IOnlyEverSpeakTheTruthh November 11, 2017

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a living demon, no one will ever like him, LOVES to annoy his sister. jump off a cliff carson😚

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Birmingham blues

A song by Electric Light Orchestra, about missing home.

Guy 1: Vacation has been great, but I'm ready to go home. I kinda miss it, ngl.

Guy 2: Sounds like you've got the Birmingham blues.
Guy 1: ...What? I don't live in Birmingham.

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Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

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Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

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