bedanchor

Noun - it is a person who's sole goal is to keep the bed warm, and provide any services that have to do with the bed,. for another person.

... My bedanchor better be ready with that massage when I get home.

by BJ's MaxPar March 8, 2020

Bedwars Blocking

When your friend wants to play Bedwars in Minecraft because their account is banned from Hypixel but you don't want to lend your account to them.

Marcus: Hey man, i wanna play Bedwars, can you lend your account to me
John: Nah man, I'm not about that life
Marcus: DUDE, stop Bedwars Blocking

by Jonez_Corones September 20, 2020

Beddage

A sub-category of bondage wherein various types of bedding, such as bedsheets, pillowcases, and blankets, are used to restrain a submissive partner. Additionally, sleeping paraphernalia such as eyes masks, earplugs, CPAP machines, bonnets, and snore strips, are used to simulate sleeping conditions or otherwise arouse one or both parties.

Sure I’m into beddage, I just want you to put a fitted sheet on the bed with me under it while a CPAP runs in the background.

by the beddage professor September 3, 2023

hop on BedWars

gay slang for "rough anal in a bed"

Hey bro, hop on BedWars?
Sure, I'll be there in a minute.

by rick astley is hoyt May 28, 2022

bedaziled

1.
-to be surprised or astonished at a particular event
2.
-to be tripping out or to be confused

1.
-that swivel 900 bedaziled me
2.
-that shit is bedazilin

by Alex Schaefer February 5, 2009

Bedache

when one sleeps for too long, and develops a headache due to lack of water or food.

mom: jack, get up, its 2PM
jack: go away mom, ive got a bedache
mom: ok

by fathead431 November 22, 2009

Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010