American Banter

When Americans recite a series of insults and call it banter.

American: Haha, your dad left when you were young.

Briton: Yes Brad, that’s very funny American banter

by LolJinx July 7, 2019

beaters

a pair of sneakers that are beat, messed up, crusty, dirty, etc. etc. etc.

These are my beaters, mad fucked up, I know.

by amaaaandaaa July 19, 2005

Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.

" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009

Bender's Top 10

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

If you say the A-word, you'll blwo up this planet straight to the H-word!

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

Beater Boos

A Beater Boos, is a boy who is seemingly nice when first dated. This boy then becomes a big douche bag and cheats on his girlfriend. Beater Boos' are attracted to younger girls, specifically grade nine girls or younger, especially ones that are sluts. They are usually chubby chasers, getting turned on when their girl is able to scarf down two big macs in five minutes. A Beater Boos also likes to hit girls in the face for no apparent reason.

Dan: "Hey that guy just hit his fat girlfriend!"
Mike: "Dude, I know that girl, she gets around."
Dan: "Must be a Beater Boos."

by MR.CLEANLINESS15 January 7, 2010

Benderfactor

An individual who graciously gives and provides anal sex to those who are in need of a back door pounding and those that are simply willing to bend over and receive.

John was in need of a good ass pounding after work so he called Carl, his most gracious Benderfactor.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015