Belgian Douchewaffle

Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.

You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!

You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

by DrCiro of Check-point Charlie July 11, 2010

Belgian Ross

when a man/woman have diarrhoea, they shit over belgian waffles. then when their loved one is eating them they anally penetrate them.

"I had a great belgian ross today"

by randomguy1 August 24, 2008

belgian popsicle

the act of a woman deficating while receiving anal sex.

man, that bitch at the party last night gave me the belgian popsicle... i kinda liked it.

by aj phelps March 30, 2004

Belgian Truffle

The act of completely covering another's head with muddy excrement, causing the head to look like a giant chocolate truffle

Man 1: "Would you like a Belgian Truffle my dear sir?"
Man 2: "Why yes, I do belive I would. Did you happen to have some bad mexican food today good sir?"
Man 1: "Indeed. The rivers are flowing fast today."

by SirPenetror December 10, 2005

Belgian Tightrope

The act in which someone is suspended in air by multiple penis's. Specifically in the anus, mouth, and both hands, thus resulting in the form of a tightrope. This position was started in Belgium due to the low amount of bridges and women.

Bob: "Did you hear about Jack?"
Doctor: "No, but please tell."
Bob: "Well he was on the receiving end of a Belgian Tightrope."
Doctor: "Oh my! When did this happen, and why is your penis so swollen?"
Bob: "About 20 minutes ago. Question doc, if your penis takes the weight of 115 pounds while being erect and you hear a loud pop, is that bad?"

by TheUnforgiven1N June 27, 2011

belgian bib

throwing up a sheet of vomit on your shirt in public

Bob rode Grease Lightning at Knots Berry Farm and got off the coaster with a belgian bib.

by farklar March 7, 2012

Belgian Dip

When you’re eating a girl’s ass missionary style and your nose goes in her vagina.

I took this girl home from the bar, put her knees to lobes and gave her the ole Belgian dip

by Shidpizzcum December 11, 2022