Belgian Douchewaffle

Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.

You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!

You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

by DrCiro of Check-point Charlie July 10, 2010

Belgian Ross

when a man/woman have diarrhoea, they shit over belgian waffles. then when their loved one is eating them they anally penetrate them.

"I had a great belgian ross today"

by randomguy1 July 27, 2008

belgian popsicle

the act of a woman deficating while receiving anal sex.

man, that bitch at the party last night gave me the belgian popsicle... i kinda liked it.

by aj phelps March 30, 2004

Belgian Truffle

The act of completely covering another's head with muddy excrement, causing the head to look like a giant chocolate truffle

Man 1: "Would you like a Belgian Truffle my dear sir?"
Man 2: "Why yes, I do belive I would. Did you happen to have some bad mexican food today good sir?"
Man 1: "Indeed. The rivers are flowing fast today."

by SirPenetror December 09, 2005

Belgian Dip

When you’re eating a girl’s ass missionary style and your nose goes in her vagina.

I took this girl home from the bar, put her knees to lobes and gave her the ole Belgian dip

by Shidpizzcum December 11, 2022

Belgian Rush

When you're playing the popular game pin-guard and gather all of the playing balls on your side of the field in order to then proceed to get the team to throw all of the balls at the same time.

"We won our game using the Belgian Rush"

"Let's pull a Belgian Rush this game"

by G. Smithson October 23, 2009

belgian bib

throwing up a sheet of vomit on your shirt in public

Bob rode Grease Lightning at Knots Berry Farm and got off the coaster with a belgian bib.

by farklar February 02, 2012