bed wrecker

A female whose physical activities during sexual relations are particularly energetic, or who evidences a propensity for female ejaculation.

"You should have told me Jill was a bed wrecker. Now I have to do an extra load of laundry".

by Speedog September 15, 2009

lesbian bed death

(n.) When sexual relations between a lesbian couple have virtually ceased, yet the companionship remains.

They've been together for a while; adopted two girls from China - lesbian bed death doesn't surprise me.

by ShortHairLvr September 2, 2005

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

by Jonathan May 5, 2005

Bed Drinking

While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.

Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.

by bubblebuttboy October 14, 2011

Bed Magnet

A non-existent force of nature omitted by comfortable mattresses, making you unable to get out of the bed.

"Aw man, it's 6:30. Better get up for work. Oh no! The accursed bed magnet has been activated!"
*falls back asleep*

by Wubmiester January 6, 2013

bed burrito

Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.

As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.

by weangel November 24, 2013

bed gentleperson

Someone that you both sleep with and go on dates with, but it's very casual and definitely not going anywhere. Fills the space between a friend with benefits/bedpiece and someone you are dating. Can be gendered as needed to bed gentleman or gentlewomen.

Last night I went out to dinner and hooked up with my bed gentleperson, but I think I'm going to set him up with my friend tomorrow.

by Cauliflower49 October 12, 2015