Battle of the Josh’s

A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.

Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning

by Robert Pattinson is the best April 22, 2021

battle dick

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

by Dr. T. Urtle July 21, 2019

Battle bucket

A bucket you keep with you while gaming in case you need to shit / piss.

We were doing a specop in EVE with the corp and we were told to bring battle buckets because we were going to camp here for 10 hours minimum

by Ethak May 13, 2018

fap battle

First one to fap wins!

Johnny and Sam engage in a fap battle, first one to finish wins!

by Bob5902 November 20, 2015

Battle Junkie

Someone who gets off(high) on the adrenaline rich that comes from engaging in combat (battle) between individuals or armed forces. Usually the stronger and or more capable the opponent the better the high is for them. They relish in being in the heat of combat.

In Our fight Kevin was laughing. In the face of dire peril and overwhelming power, he can’t control himself.

Dude is a hardcore battle junkie!

by Lawn city August 01, 2022

Battle L.A.

The most badass alien movie there is. It is up there with Predator and Independance day. The only thing different is that the aliens are ON THE GROUND and CAN ACTUALLY DIE.
The main characters are U.S. Marines, which amps up the badass meter even further.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Battle L.A. yet?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: I don't know you...

by Mr. Awsome, Critic, Writer etc January 22, 2012

diss battle

Battle w a lot of dissing, obviously.

"Let's go on a diss battle with William!"
"Yes, bruh. He won't know what hit him."

by lentwencu January 05, 2016