Baseball

The art of running around in circles.

Wow look at that guy run around in the circle!

by PUNX April 9, 2005

Baseball

A sport that id for fat losers that dont have enough energy to run around a lacrosse field. And is basically just an excuse to sit around and chew while wearing gay ass sun glasses. It is also the most BORING sport to watch on the face of the planet. Not to mention they are the second biggest pussies in the world second to soccer players, you got hit with a baseball big deal, try getting hit with a rubber ball filled with cement at 100mph.

" Hey look at those baseball fags"!
Baseball player1 "Hey wanna go do some chew"
Baseball player2 "Sure, can I wear my gay 5$ gas station glasses"?
Baseball player1 " sure and maybe we can have butt sex after, and talk about how much we hate lacrosse".

by LAXBRO69! September 29, 2010

Baseball

Baseball is a retarded American sport. I say this because it is unbelievably boring and has no set time limit. Furthermore, Baseball allows players to use steroids freely, and still honor them as "greats".

It is embarrassing to admit that Baseball is our national pastime, lame.

by buttrapecentral May 8, 2007

Baseball

the most boring sport in the world next to golf and nascar

i'd rather watch the grass grow other than play baseball

by irishmoron May 19, 2005

Baseball

The poor man's Cricket.

How Baseball was created:

You wanna play cricket?

Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.

No one has a bat.

Is that a stick lying on the ground?

by the_last_vestage_of_truth June 1, 2010

Baseball

The sport with the highest paid players and the wealthiest teams. The Kansas City Royals (One of the worst teams in the MLB) have a higher payroll than the Miami Heat. I love Baseball anyway!

Dude 1- "Did you hear that A-Rod signed a 10 year 252 million dollar contract?!"

Dude 2- "HOLY FUCK, Baseball players get paid so much!"

by Brandon Wilson ^_^ January 30, 2007

Baseball

The only sport in the world, where porfessional athletes get paid to do nothing. Worst game on earth to watch on television. No sport can be anymore retarted when an MLB Player gets paid $100,000,000 for 5 years to hit a rolled up thread with a piece of wood, get injured 7 games into the season, still get paid for that year, play a shitty season the next year, then decides to retire on the 3rd year, because he's past his prime, and still get paid for the years he's not playing.

Mike: Hey Spence, did you watch the baseball game yesterday?

Spence: FUCK NO!!! I watched 2 games of hockey within' 1 game of baseball! Baseball's shit man, get your head on right!

Mike: No man, i was just checkin' to make sure you didn't watch any baseball, cause if you did, i'd have to beat the shit outta you right now man.

by Splancer December 28, 2005