Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

by Niverslice May 26, 2020

A Barn In Arkansas

"She looks like a barn in Arkansas" In short meaning "she's ugly". A phrase created by the popular Youtuber ChilledChaos in a video of himself and friends playing wheel of fortune.

1. (Direct quote from the video)

Chilled *in southern accent*: "Yeah just like a barn in Arkansas"

Chilled *normal voice*: "what does that mean?"
*southern accent*: "It means she's ugly"

2. Friend 1: Bro did you see that girl I hit up yesterday!?
Friend 2: Bro what you mean? She looks like a barn in Arkansas

by Call Me Mark August 7, 2018

Lil’ Barn

The best rapper of all time. Created famous songs such as “Shoot Up Yo Fam” and others. Created the all-known Sportsball League.

Person 1 - Yo, did you see the news last night?

Person 2 - Yeah, Lil’ Barn just took control of North Korea

by Lil’ Puffs February 10, 2019

Holy Roman barn owl

And exclamation somewhat similar to “oh my god” and “by Jove”

Holy Roman Barn Owl is used exclusively as an exclamation of shock, outrage, horror or surprise such as in the following example:

Nick: Boris has withheld food from millions of the countries poorest children!
Jon: Holy Roman barn own!! What a total shit show!

by Rathgam December 4, 2020

barn king

A showoff with absolutely no talent whatsoever.

"Yo you dudes see that sick wave I got"?

"Whatever, you don't even know how to surf barn king".

by Barn dog May 24, 2006

Toilet Barnacle

When you take a shit and part or all of the shit gets stuck inside the bowl. This usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and shit, as they do not want to come in contact with your shit. After multiple flushes and shits, your shit still remains.

Dude, that toilet barnacle has been on there since last friday!

by Shit, toilet, butt, fart, crap October 7, 2008