joey barton

Silly, makes strange noises, can change reality with words, his younger brother is gay, person of the year in 2006 in time magazine, 6 foot tall, 185 lbs, brown eyes, bacteria in mouth, needs root canal, has risk of infected lymph node, has gingivitis, appreciates stories that don't suck, is a grammar Nazi commander, hates twilight, stepped on a worm once, wears shoes, is Caucasian, has pheromones, is male, not female, not bread, has a soul but does not believe in them, eats food and babies which is still food, on occasion. He also believes that cocaine is a hell of a drug, but does not like drugs. Also, he hates republicans, and liberals, and dirty hippies, and people made out of wax, and black licorice, and children, especially small ones. (the ones that smell funny and chew their own fingers) He likes to make his friends take down way to much dictation. Is a troll by nature. Hates trolls. Hates irony. Hates lists, especially lists of characteristics, hates urban dictionary, hates being defined, and is currently helping with this definition. Also he hates repetition and irony. He also hates long definitions . Is hilarious at heart and hates comedy. Hates irony and repetition. Is not gay. Enjoys manipulating rules to make little brother gay, and also has a gay little brother.

He's such a joey barton. - Bill Nye
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson

by Lantano May 12, 2014

Benton

An intelligent individual who understands many things through close observation. Though sometimes misunderstood, people will eventually grow to like them. A kind heart and a caring soul allow an empathic connection with others, while a bright mind and excellent judgment make for a great leader. They possess amazing skills in everything they do and can accomplish things that would be impossible for most. They have a great physique and find it hard sometimes to be so good-looking because they can be resented for it. People like Bentons because they're just amazing. They aren't conceded pricks and they give good advice. They also have a willingness to help people. If you know a Benton, you should appreciate them for their greatness and their wonderful personality.

(This definition doesn't specifically describe one person, it is a meaning of the name "Benton")

I like that Benton guy, he's pretty darn cool.

That guy is really nice and sexy, I bet his name is Benton.

What I wouldn't give to be with Benton.

by Divine Element February 13, 2010

Bannonite

Noun. Disciple of the Dark Lord, Steve Bannon,

And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon. Inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY. On his right, a homophobic, woman hating piece of white bread slathered in mayonnaise. The unholy trinity ravaged the land of America with through the aid of a maleficent witch whose mouth knew not the taste of truth, Hellianne Conway.

by HeartlesSv420 March 3, 2017

Emma Bunton

Emma Lee Bunton AKA Baby Spice from the Spice Girls, who, as one of five, sold more than 40 million albums and singles.

Has gone on to be solo, with hit European CD's like A Girl Like Me and Free Me, and Number ones like What I am

Did you catch Emma Bunton on the TV last night? She sang What Took You So Long!! Looking hot as always

by Ryan3757 January 10, 2006

Barton

Super-man's REAL identity.

"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"

by walter-norb May 27, 2009

Bantour

Banter that is made on a tour of some kind.

Bantour often consists of a word or phrase that has been recycled or used many times by the same person and consequently it becomes funny.

How to make Bantour:

1. Find a phrase/word that is averagely funny or not funny at all.
2. Overuse the shit out of it until it becomes funny.
3. Keep using it.

Goose: "Hey Angus!"
Angus: "Yeh what?"
Goose: "You look stupid man! I'm here all week fellas."
Dave: "Strong Bantour Goose!! Have a bottle of Miller!"

by sphericalbrick May 13, 2011

Benton City

a. small town in Southeastern Washington, famous for its cherry harvests and rednecks
b. very boring, unless you are in 4H, have horses or other large farm stock or grow vegetables, or weed.
c. number 6 in the nations for meth production.
d. lame

My friend lives in Benton City.
(Upon hearing this statement, subject immediately imagines plaid shirts, cow pies, used needles, horses, and people smoking pot)

by WreakingHavoc October 14, 2008