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banana

the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.
by @danner.1 April 15, 2019
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Banana

A radioactive yellow thing often found in a kitchen it’s almost as radioactive as your iPhone x so if you want to be cheap you can use the banana instead of the iPhone X. Gorillas are super Smart because they found their delicious radioactive taste before humans .
Man that banana was tasty

That banana be Poppin

Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear
by I am super cool March 21, 2019
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Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
by Mamifidity February 13, 2017
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Banana

Banana. A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision Subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision nust be stopped
Banana: Hey, Have you heard of Onision? Guy: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Banana: * Kills Himself*
by Sebanstianstan February 14, 2017
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Bananas

Going fast sideways in a car or truck; possibly with the use of excessive cubic inches, boost, or nitrous. Nothing sane is considered bananas.
Did you see that baller Jonathan drifting around the course, that was bananas! #bananas
by MrThrottleJunkie September 26, 2013
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Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers, wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: (Is a banana) "Hey, have you heard of Onision?"

Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*
by Amethyst1019 February 18, 2017
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banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the canceroud effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Onison?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*

typical banana
by SwirlyLollipop332 February 15, 2017
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