by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025
Get the Baldymug. An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
by Beebo34 February 27, 2023
Get the Bald Biting Baldimug. 
by charlisucks October 27, 2019
Get the Hannah Baldiemug. A sexy bald man that is a chad that rides bikes every day, he forces his 3 awful offspring to go on bike rides every day and his wife Kimberly hates him for it. He hates video games because of his second offspring logan recchia because he doesnt like going outside and going on bike because he plays fortnite all day and jacks off to fortnite. Baldy also goes to the beach and the public pool that is in his gated community. Baldy also own a highly successful restaurant names “seed to table vegan eatery located in venice Florida. In conclusion Baldy is a stud that forces his whole family to on bike rides around his gated community every day and he also is a pussy slayer that will steal your girl.
by Papi James Kirk September 12, 2021
Get the Baldymug. The term used when one shaves only one testicle and leaves the rest of the groin area to reach rainforest proportions.
by i’mactuallygod June 19, 2021
Get the Baldymug.