baffona

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

barfstab

When you freeze your barf and use it as a shank.

"I used my barfstab to escape jail." "I froze my barf so I could stab my enemies without leaving finger prints on a weapon."

by Noodlefreak88 November 22, 2013

Baff

to have sexual intercourse

"i baffed that!" "that was a potatesh baff"

by tikiman28 October 7, 2009

BAFF

Best Abusive Friend.
Commonly used between baff's J&L.
you can see BAFF's constantly physically and mentally harming one another in the hallways, at their homes, or on the border.
But will foreverly, somehow, stay close friends foreverrr.

"You gave me a concussion!"
"What are baffs for?"

by 3verr May 28, 2008

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015

Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011