Bacon

a guy that you find hot or crushable or even just a guy you might possibly think your attracted to. Each guy is a separate piece of bacon

Salley: I think I met a guy!

Mary: Ohhh! Bacon?

by harrypotterishotter September 05, 2011

Bacon

Booty, butt, rump, buttocks, gluteus maximus, ass.

"Man, my boyfriend's bacon is the best thing for breakfast."

"The only bacon I eat is my girlfriend's. Thicc and juicy everytime."

by Yeonkkot September 21, 2017

Bacon

A little hug from God (according to Google that is, I'd have to agree)

Kid: Hey dad, what's for breakfast?
Dad: The only thing we have is bacon
Kid: SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

bacon

the cheese of meat.

Bacon is the cheese of meat.

by Time Enough at Last May 17, 2011

bacon

Some good ass pork strips :)

YO SON, PEEP THIS BACON!!!!

by I LOVE BACON SON!!! October 20, 2010

bacon

the reason im not Muslim.

"Bacon is awesome."

by ninenine9 May 29, 2012

Bacon

Short and simple

-Meat. Candy.

I'm hungry, mom! i want some meat candy!

Im making bacon right now honey!

by Blake lee sexy taco June 09, 2009