backseat blowing

To perform fellatio, which usually takes place in the back of means of transports (Train/Bus, Cars) and is known to be a sexual pleasure in the human nature.

"How did your date went?"
"Oi i was driving in 2 Birds in a 3 Seater, she couldn't blow me tho"
"HAH, so no backseat blowing for you"

by mrks_az July 09, 2021

Backseat Producer

Your "helpful" friend who just finished his hour-long FL Studio course and isn't afraid to offer free amateur production advice!

"Have you considered adding OTT to the master? It would really improve the mix."
"Hey, quit being such a backseat producer!"

by JazzyJasperZ February 19, 2022

backseat gaming

Backseat gaming is to constantly offer suggestions while you're dead or not activtely playing.

Bro stop backseat gaming

by 216ki April 19, 2023

backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

Impala backseat

Where both Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester were conceived. Also where Dean and Anna fucked.

Jared and Jensen referring to the impala backseat at a convention
Jared: How dare you
Jensen: If the '67 impala had never been created, then neither would Sam & Dean. Jensen laughing: That back seats got stories.
Jared(whispering): and strains

by Deanspn May 14, 2019

Backseat Baker

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.

"Bitch can't you see I can bake my own motherfucking cake; don't be such a backseat baker!"

by Museme July 06, 2014

Sent to the backseat

To hangout with a girl but then she brings her best friend along who then goes onto to lock you out of all conversations and if your in a car put you in the backseat.

When me and Kathryn picked up Alexis I realized I was about to be sent to the backseat.

by Skitts24 February 11, 2015